My life in 7 days

Alot could happen in 7 days. You could write a novel, win the lottery, catch meningitus, & maybe even die. What I'm going to share with you though, is a short snippet of what I got up to in my strange but wonderful world.

This photgraph was taken after a slightly intoxicated night out at Vodka Revs. I decided to pick up ornaments from a lady's garden down my road, for the simple reason they looked ridiculous. Blurry eyed the next morning i woke up, only to be told the ornaments were actually the lady's tombstones for her dead cats.

The apprentice challenge. A rather simple concept. 3 challenges, 12 teams, whichever teams make the most money go through to the next round. Simple enough. We created a group of 6 and entered the competition a couple of weeks ago and managed to get through and bag ourselves a sponsor. First challenge: £50 cash to buy and sell doughnuts. After a few telephone calls we bagged ourselves two rather large bunny costumes which we used to target the young and innocent. It paid off and we doubled what we started with putting us into an early lead. Bring on Round 2..

'Would you like a leaflet?....Would you like a leaflet?....Leaflet?..No?' These are the exact words that have generally been exiting my mouth over the past week. I work for a promotions agency who pay people to go out and hand out shitty leaflets. The kind of people you take two sides to the left just to avoid. We get kitted out in a rather fetching maroon fleece with 'Eden' embroided logo's and are let loose to roam the streets. On the plus side, we get up to £80 cash a day. Get in there!

Dont think my room has ever seen so much action in a long time! This all came about late one night when i was lying in bed bored out of my skull. I picked up a pencil off my desk and started to doodle on my freshy painted 'ivory' wall. 1 hour later I had drawn up some huge doodles. I stepped back and was rather impressed. Throughout the week I added to my wall and even sacrifised a friday night at the 'SU' to finish painting a heart. Rather sad.

By this time, my opposite wall was feeling rather down. I don't blame him to be totally honest. Im not gonna lie, I had kinda forgot about him. I decided this time I would treat him and created a rather nice piece of artwork based on one of my Nike Trainers.

Yes, Christmas is upon us so what better way then to celebrate with the switch on of the 'Eden' lights. Great. The night was filled walking snowmen, a marching band, foam snow & a walking christmas tree who got pushed and fell over. Ace.

This is a paper flower made by myself at KFC. The napkin flower is one of many talents I have aqquired over my life. This one even contains a hand fresher, for the added wow factor.

When I do have any spare time I like to watch TV and munch on doritos. However, sometimes I do like to go and have a session at the gym. I find it detox's my brain, puts me into a state of relaxation, & any problems I have had over the day seemend to get expelled. Although come to think of it, so does watching TV..

This slice of toast was something I created in 'Graphics Week'. This is a week when us Advertising students swap with the graphics students and do what they do best. The only positive I took out of it was that I'm glad I didnt choose to take Graphics.

The only bus woth waiting for! It Maybe the highlight of my week. A bright pink 'La Senza' bus pulled up in 'Eden' & out popped promo girls in next to nothing. They were doing free bra measuring on board the bus so unless you had a pair of boobs it was pretty tricky to get on board. Damn.




This is my mate Joe applying his Lipstick at Vodka Revs. Yes i'm open minded. No I dont go to these sorts of partys. This was actually for a shoot we did for a body language brief. We created a Streetfighter style video in which the body language would be used to kill the oppostion. Will upload a video as soon as we get it back.

This is s SuperCharged Range Rover Sport. One of many cars on show at 'MPH'. The show for car enthusiasts all around the world. I just spent the day drooling over the cars, only to find myself being escorted off the stand because my saliva had dribbled all over the car. Shame.

I've got a younger brother at Secondary School who also had a buisness/Enterprise week. He decided between his mates he wanted to sell caps with graffiti on. Pretty lucky that I had over 20 plain trucker caps sitting at the top of my cupboard. I spent many hours, slumped over a desk, marker pen in had, taggin' my caps. He was chuffed with them and managed to sell every single one. Although they didnt win. Gutted.